If only all Android apps were so effortlessly stylish

BORK!BORK!BORK! As large and cheap LCD displays become ever more common, techies on the move can see there is no rest for the IoT signage silage – but this does not seem to be the case if your name is Mr Biz Daemon.

Spotted by Register reader Ian Thompson, today's example of technology in distress is an electronic sign at Festival Place in the UK town of Basingstoke. A pop-up warns us that Biz Daemon is not responding.

As well he might not – assuming the image is of Mr Daemon, he appears to be sitting on a wall, next to one of those annoying wheeled suitcases that never fit efficiently into the overhead lockers on aircraft due to wheels that rumble up and down streets at all times of the night and day.

With a pair of ...