Amazon Q2 earnings: strong results, much baloney in press release - Corey Quinn

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Amazon reported its earnings today, and because I am professionally depressed I read the thing in full [PDF].

"How long can I go before the red haze of rage sets in" is a fun game, and today I made it all the way to the bottom of the second page when I encountered a bullet point touting how AWS "made its spec-drive [sic] coding agent, Kiro, available on iOS."

Yes, I was in the room when they announced it at the New York summit, six weeks ago. As of this writing, their website, which I have screenshottedsays I can "request early access" because "We'll invite a limited number of people to try the app via Apple's TestFlight, and we'll send everyone a link when it's ready." So Kiro is "available" in the same way as I am available to play in the NBA. You can twist yourself into a...

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