Nothing says 'business continuity' like a dry wooden broom
No sparks, no glory
EPISODE 9 It's 3:30 am and I'm at work, having been woken up by numerous outagenotifications. The Boss – as useful as Jason Statham'smethod acting coach – is also on site, presumably to offer moralsupport.
The Building Manager – who's so old that his CV likely includes the construction of avessel for the shipping of pairs of animals – is nowhere to be seen.
The PFY is alsoabsent. His excuse will likely be that he "accidentally" put hisphone into silent mode. Had any of the alerts been from his rack ofBitcoin mining machines, however, he'd have been in the office in aflash.
Security appears tobe hard at work protecting the couches in the foyer of the buildingfrom being stolen.
The rest of thebuilding is in darkness – save for the shining beacon that is MissionControl.
"What'shappened?" the Boss asks.
"Power outage,"I reply.
"Do we getsomeone in...
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