Just Publish an App. How F*****g Hard Can It Be?

11 September 2026

It’s late in the night. The espresso cup didn’t provide the alertness I was hoping for. I’m struggling to find the proper words to present my app in another Reddit post.

Suddenly my phone lights up and interrupts me mid-sentence. I furiously pick it up and I stop in disbelief. Levely has just been approved by Apple’s review team. It is ready for distribution.

My sleepiness is replaced by a burst of excitement. This is the moment I’ve been working towards for the past two months.

I’ve gone from the impressive drawing that you’ve seen above to this:

Fits right in at the Louvre

One tap and the whole world can see my vision. Fame and glory are mine for the taking!

As I’m pondering which Rolex I’ll buy with the first month’s profits (I prefer Omega, but everyone knows Rolex), at the back of my mind...

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